MONDO X

Some “Texts from Last Night” – I

(209) she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook

(405) I think in growing up..I’ve been having a hard time masterbating to fictional character.

(770) I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.

(906) i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

(613) I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You’re welcome.

(504) She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.

(213) I told him to show what he was made of and he came on my face.

(425) The last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.